I'm not a tourist.




I don't wear socks with sandals.


I don't collect snowglobes or souvenir salt-shakers.

The stuff I'm bringing home with me


doesn't come from a gift shop.


I've got dirt under my fingernails


and rocks in my boots.

And it feels fantastic

This ain't no walk in the park.


If you're looking for a cookie-cutter tour, keep looking.


This is about ignoring your limitations,


swallowing your fears and eating doubt like




it's trail mix.


Looking to finding out what you're really made of?

You've come to the right place.

This is not a museum.

I'm not here to gawk at ancient relics.

History and culture don't belong behind a velvet rope.


They're alive.


They're real.




And they're happening right now.

This ain't no pleasure cruise.

It's a voyage into uncharted territory.


I travel for the little details; for the small stuff.


The tiny, barely-remembered sensations


that add up to memories.

Adventure doesn't stick to a schedule.


It unfolds at its own pace.


Sometimes you go looking for it

Sometimes it finds you.

I travel to broaden my horizons.


Mom was right: "You never know


if you like something untill you try it"


I'm going to try everything.

You'd better get here soon;


there might not be anything left.

This is earth

The amusement park that never closes.


Colours pop. Crowds hum. Flavours zing.


Look around long enough and you'll discover


senses you didn't even know you had.


This is My Planet

You really should come see it sometime.